Start off your morning with the Mc10:35. A McMuffin Sandwich that is JUST about to get thrown out — and slap a cheeseburger patty in that shit! The Mc11:35 is what happens in the bathroom an hour later…
Are we out of the bathroom, yet? Great! Time for Lunch! So many choices…
Will it be the Land, Air and Sea Burger?
Or the Big MacChicken?
Perhaps the Monster Mac? You cannot go wrong with 8 patties of beef on ONE burger. That’s just science.
Or my personal favorite… The McGangBang. If your ass doesn’t hurt from breakfast, I would sure as shit bet that anything injested with the name “Gang Bang” in the title will surely finish up the job.
I’ve missed you… I will miss you more after your coronary.