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A womanizer says “What?”…

The end really drives it home.

Final Episodes: Gay of Thrones

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With the internet a buzz with last weeks Game of Thrones “Red Wedding” episode, you would be a fool to miss the fabulous Gay of Thrones re-cap — and follow it up with the season finale re-cap.

Episode 9 Recap

Episode 10 Recap – Season Finale

This face says it all—

BONUS VIDEO, for those who have a keen insight into the mind of the internet.  Yes, it is, a dick in a box.

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Where are my Dragons?

An epic continuation of the Gay of Thrones re-cap realness…Episodes 6-8 available below! (from Funny or Die).

Episode 6

Episode 7

Episode 8

Enjoy!

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Smize at all the Haters. They’ll wonder if you’re brilliant and sexy or a total nutter.

Always confuse the enemy–There are no lies behind my smize but only I know what the truth is.”  Tyra Banks, Runway War Hero and Military Grade Smizer Extraordinaire, discharged honorably.*

*Please don’t take this quote or take any of the biographical information that it contains to be accurate or true.  OR IS IT?! <smize>

I am going to eat your soul. Or do I just want to lick some leftover powdered sugar off your face from your morning donut, you asshole? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.

It seems most likely that I’m watching UFO’s fly circles around my head while clamping down my jaw to get fitted for a dental guard. Less likely is that I’m stroking out about how much I hate you.

Do I look shocked enough here to convince you that I give a shit about your story? Well Played, Tyra.

kjajea;lkjicjiajksl.!!;alkdjic.

Smize + Wink = How the fucks?!! She is a witch.

I’ve just lost my goddamn mind but I look FIERCE doing it.

Now, look deep into my crazy eyes—that’s how you do it, bitches!

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GAME OF THRONES: THE STRAIGHT STORY AS TOLD BY A VERY GAY MAN.

Forget everything you know about Game of Thrones.   Start Season 3 over by recapping every episode with Gay of Thrones–The best thing to happen to the internet since Netflix birthed new episodes of Arrested Development.  It’s a great time to be alive.

Episode 1 & 2 RECAP

Episode  3 RECAP

Episode 4 RECAP

Episode 5 RECAP

Episode 6 RECAP

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Come on Down Y’all, It’s Monday Morning!

Now go punch this week in the face!

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